Sunday, 31 July 2016

Saturday, 30 July 2016

Smile

A boy met a girl in Metro.... Girl: Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place. Boy: Awwww........Are you single? Girl: No, I am a Dentist.😂😂😂😂😂😜 ...

Valentines

Q: Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail? A: She stole his heart. Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow? A: Because he wanted sweet dreams. Q. What did one volcano say to the other? A. I lava you. Q: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed? A: Can I have your hand,...

Friday, 29 July 2016

Enable reader mode in Chrome

Reader Mode: This is one among the features that safari of ios has which allows you to read the subject in the web page without any kind of disturbances like ads and any non-essential elements. Enable this by going to the link chrome://flags/#reader-mode-heuristic...

Stop WhatsApp images appearing in the Gallery

Stop WhatsApp images appearing in the Gallery Whatsapp Messenger If your friends send you  stupid pictures on WhatsApp, and you don't want them mixed in with all your amazing photos, it is possible to keep WhatsApp images separate so they don't appear in your Gallery Open...

3D photos on your Phone

Take 3D photos On your iPhone Fyuse App Fyuse-3D Photos  With this app take 3D photos on your smartphone By moving around the object you wish to capture in 3D just move around the object while capturing the oject Download from App Store ...

Thursday, 28 July 2016

Create GIF Images

Create GIF Images in iPhone FaceParty Every second is a new chance to party, especially when you can shoot four killer video/GIFs, collage them, and share your genius with the universe.That’s where the FaceParty photo/video booth comes in. Use it to make videos/GIFs of super...

Wednesday, 27 July 2016

Do you know who I am

Boy: The principal is so dumb! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No... Girl: I am the principal's daughter! Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No... Boy: Good! *walks awa...

Natural death

Cop: "Did you kill this man?" Me: "No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed...

Stupid

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" *Nobody stands up* Teacher: "I'm sure there are some stupid students over here!!" *Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: "Oh, Johnny you think you're stupid?" Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone.....

Funny facts

1.The world’s oldest piece of chewing gum is over 9,000 years old!                                                          coyote 2.A...

Fat cow

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!" ...

Tuesday, 26 July 2016

Messenger Debacle

If Messengers were like this everybody would die ...

Speed up Your Android Chrome Browser

Speed up Your Android Chrome Browser We all have experienced how Google chrome is very slow and unresponsive in android. We can increase the speed of google chrome by following steps . 1.open chrome and type chrome://flags in address bar The landing  page will look like...

Practical man

A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes and the Lady said, "Reflect !!! If you arrive at the Gates of Heaven with your breath smelling of liquor... Do you think the Lord will let you in ???" "My good woman" passionately holding her hand, said the man, "When I go to Heaven I expect to leave my breath behind." Moral:...

Knock knock

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twic...

White collar crime

Brian hit rock bottom. He was going to jail for insider trading and it couldn’t get much worse than that. As the jail warden brought Brian to his cell, Brian’s worst fears were materialized. Sitting hunched over on a bed was his soon to be roommate. He was a hunk of a man wearing...

Innocent owner

“Sir you have got to help!” said the tearful man at the door. “There is a family that I know very well that is in desperate need of money. The Father has been out of a job for over a year, they have five kids at home with barely a bit of food to eat. The worst part is, that they...

Pregnant man

“Ok everyone,” said the the instructor at the birthing class trying to get everyone’s attention. “We are going to do an exercise now, that’s purpose is to help the men sympathize with their partners.” “We have here what’s called a pregnancy suit,” said the woman instructor, holding up an artificial stomach with a strap. “This imitates the feeling of being pregnant.” Which Husband...

Garden salad

“You name it, we’ll make it!” Was the big sign outside the new restaurant at Delhi. “There is no food we can’t make for you!” “Excuse me sir!”, said a man with a heavy Russian accent to the waiter, “I would like please, A Garden Salad with Russian dressing.” “RUSSIAN DRESSING?!...